i hate to be a buzz kill but…….. the bee stung ME first
"wow i cant wait to meet my blind date!"
House: “Hey! HOUSE it going?”
Other House: “Great! HOUSE it going with you?”
First House: “Haha nice pun”
are u from oklahoma because ur ok
'A Californian congressmen has just introduced a law to make it illegal to keep orcas in captivity. This could change everything — but SeaWorld is already mounting a vicious campaign to defeat this congressman's brave move. We need to tell the State of California that the public won't accept SeaWorld's imprisonment of orcas any longer.'
Enact the Orca Welfare and Safety Act to make it illegal to hold orcas in captivity for performance or entertainment purposessign this petition
realizing you never went back to the question you skipped after handing in your test
i’m the boy your mother warned you about. [runs with scissors]